Only in Wisconsin

by **Pinball** on Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:52 pm

http://www.rivertowns.net/daily/nrn/c061019/

Wow, some people are weird

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by **Timbalaned** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:28 am

please tell me that isn't real...

by **bste_lax** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:58 am

Someone needs to learn when to cut back on the Leinenkugel's.

by **BigheadTodd** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:23 am

Since it was dead, he could not employ the "I was helping it over the fence" excuse.

by **laxfan25** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:05 am

Along with the bizarre and perverted nature of the crime, I also had to laugh at the name of the city attorney -

In May 2004, City Attorney Frog Press filed a motion to admit information from Hathaway¹s juvenile record...

Are you sure this article didn't start out in The Onion? :lol:

by **Sonny** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:43 am

My favorite part of the article:

According to the criminal complaint filed in Douglas County Circuit Court, Superior Police Officer Adam Poskozim and two Department of Corrections agents met with Hathaway at his transitional housing residence in Superior Oct. 11.

Is that RiverTowns.net politically correct way of saying trailer home?

by **SLUDoubleDeuce** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:50 am

Sonny wrote:My favorite part of the article:

According to the criminal complaint filed in Douglas County Circuit Court, Superior Police Officer Adam Poskozim and two Department of Corrections agents met with Hathaway at his transitional housing residence in Superior Oct. 11.

Is that RiverTowns.net politically correct way of saying trailer home?

I don't think so. It says in later in the article he was just released from prison, so I would assume that transitional housing is the same type of thing as a halfway house.

by **Tim Whitehead** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:20 am

Before you all get all judgemental on this poor guy, just ask yourselves this: how many of have never been riding your bike, seen a dead deer in a ditch, and thought to yourself, "Man, would I ever like to sex that thing up..."

Yeah, that's what I thought.

by **Beta** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:38 am

What a damn weirdo...that's prolly the sickest thing Ive ever heard. Who rides a bike?!!?

Oh and apparently he had sex with a dead, rotting animal carcass too.

by **bste_lax** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:44 pm

Tim Whitehead wrote:Before you all get all judgemental on this poor guy, just ask yourselves this: how many of have never been riding your bike, seen a dead deer in a ditch, and thought to yourself, "Man, would I ever like to sex that thing up..."

Yeah, that's what I thought.

by **Zeuslax** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:22 pm

http://forums.collegelax.us/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Thinking the same thing.

by **byualum** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:41 pm

Tim Whitehead wrote:Before you all get all judgemental on this poor guy, just ask yourselves this: how many of have never been riding your bike, seen a dead deer in a ditch, and thought to yourself, "Man, would I ever like to sex that thing up..."

Yeah, that's what I thought.

This might be the best post of all time. Well done.

by **LaxRef** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:22 pm

This reminds me of a story:

Two mafia gansters are sitting at the bar, and one of them says, "Guido, I've stabbed 14 people to death, three of them right through the eye, but do they call me 'Benny the Knife'?"

"No they do not," said Guido.

"And I've shot 17 people, but do they call me 'Benny the Gun'?"

"No they do not," said Guido again.

"But you [bleep] one goat. . . ."

by **Pinball** on Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:02 pm

http://www.startribune.com/462/story/813803.html

A little update to this story, looks like our deer lover got himself a good lawyer.
my favorite line-

"The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,'' Anderson wrote.

by **jessexy** on Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:25 pm

how do you "assault" a deer carcass???

and this kid is 20 and has already served 18 months for having sex with a dead horse carcass. he's gotta be worse than a child molester. turly strange.