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From Hero to Punch Line

Postby KnoxVegas on Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:39 am

The descent of Maurice Claret continues:
"COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- Maurice Clarett was arrested early Wednesday after a highway chase that ended with police using Mace on the former Ohio State running back and finding four loaded guns in his sport utility vehicle."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/more/08/09/clarett.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
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Postby SLUDoubleDeuce on Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:31 am

Somewhere a wolverine is laughing...
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Postby DanGenck on Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:43 am

He's in a special club now with O.J. Simpson and Ryan Leaf. I wonder if they get a ring for being inducted?
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Postby StrykerFSU on Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:45 am

Come on now, Buckner wasn't a criminal. It was criminal that he had been left on the field at that point of the game but I digress...
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Postby DanGenck on Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:04 am

StrykerFSU wrote:Come on now, Buckner wasn't a criminal. It was criminal that he had been left on the field at that point of the game but I digress...


Fair enough, I shall remove Buckner from my original post. He just made a bone head play, but you are correct, he is no "bust" of an athlete/citizen.
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Postby jessexy on Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:46 pm

you can replace Buckner with Lawrence Phillips. But Clarett has now surpassed Phillips as the most wasted piece of football talent ever (R. Williams excluded cuz he is still playing).
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Postby stellarfellar10 on Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:22 pm

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Postby KnoxVegas on Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:53 pm

stellarfellar10 wrote:http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=850&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1


Here is one they missed:
"Former Ram gets 41 years for drug offenses and murder plot - former Los Angeles Ram football defensive back, Darryl Henley was convicted of trying to hire a man to kill his ex-girlfriend, and a judge, because of a drug trial."


http://calbears.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1355/is_n19_v91/ai_19286897
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Postby DanGenck on Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:50 am

They have been hinting on the news that Clarett may have been planning to kill one of the witnesses in his other trial. An assault rifle, three hand guns, and a bullet proof vest? Makes you wonder what he was getting ready for...
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Postby Tim Whitehead on Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:53 am

Maybe he was just going paintballing.
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Postby sohotrightnow on Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:15 am

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Postby stellarfellar10 on Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:29 pm

...what a loser
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Postby Beta on Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:53 pm

It's a tragedy when people have the entire world and some ridiculous opportunities in front of them and the self-inflicted downward spiral ruins it all. Claret really had it all going for him post-championship game. What a waste.
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Postby horn17 on Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:33 pm

My favorite Mo Clo quote...."Gotta go get my Goose on...." In refrence to taking a couple of pulls off the bottle before practices...at both OSU and as a Bronco....teamates last year complained of him smelling like alcohol durring training camp....

Well at least I got to celebrate a national championship......
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Postby KnoxVegas on Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:44 pm

Anyone have any idea how to get a hold of the cd Mauricewas listening to in the car? Apparently it wasa compilation of prison inmates singing children's song.

For the record, I have never got "my goose on."

Goose free since '73!
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