Funniest Scenes in Movies

by **Zeuslax** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:08 pm

Well, there's about 10,000 but I'll list a couple of my favorites.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
I speak jive!
Joey, Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

The announcer part is great too. Something like this.

Male Announcer - The white zone is for unloading passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Female Annoucer - The white zone is for immediate unloading passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Male - The white zone is for unloading passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Male - The red zone's always been for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in the white zone.

Women - Don't tell me which zone's for stopping and which zone is for loading!

Male - Listen, Betty, don't start your white zone shit again.

Female - Vernon, why pretend? We both know what you're talking about, you want me to have an abortion don't you?

Male - It's really the only sensible thing to do. If it's done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.

**Sponsor**

by **playlax** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:19 pm

From superbad, the dick drawing scene.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5EnxLm4oggk

by **bste_lax** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:43 pm

This movie has a bunch of good ones but this was one of the first ones up on youtube.

You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_w4MV_LwMw[/youtube]

by **Beta** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:37 pm

God I love SlapShot...too bad half of the one-liners would get me kicked off the board :lol:

"I am listening to the [expletive] song!"

and the famous...

"...faster than you can say Jack Robinson..." - line.

by **KnoxVegas** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:38 pm

"...then you are just some English pig!"

by **ZagGrad** on Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:31 pm

Speaking of Slapshot:

"They brought their f****** toys?!"

by **Ryan Hanavan** on Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:31 pm

ZagGrad wrote:Speaking of Slapshot:

"They brought their f****** toys?!"

How about when McGrath was talking to Reg in the stands about the guy Eddie Shore sent him?
"He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't..."

The ongoing UNICEF joke in Joe Dirt is pretty subtle.

I would have to say all of superbad

by **semilaxed** on Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:55 pm

Black sheep

Mike: What the hell was that?
Steve: A chunk in the road or something.
Mike: I just chunked in my pants.

Steve: [completely wasted on the nitrous oxide] ... But, this map is heavy... It's got all of those... robes on it. Robes? Rogues?
Mike: [also stoned; giggling] Roads!
Steve, Mike: Aahahahaha!
Mike: [suddenly stops laughing] I'm stoned... so are you!
[looks in the backseat]
Mike: Dammit! The nitrous oxide's leaking into the car! OK, calm down... we just gotta keep under the speed limit... limit...
[starts giggling again]
Mike: Limit! Haha, that's another one of those freaky words!

Motorcycle Cop: Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Mike: Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin' about... 65, tops.
Motorcycle Cop: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the *shoulder*!

[Mike is pretending to be a cop, Steve is pretending to be a prisoner]
Steve: Ro-ads. Ro-ods.
Mike: Quiet back there! I've taken enough guff from you for one day!
[turns to state trooper]
Mike: Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!

Motorcycle Cop: Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer...
Mike: Meoff, Jack.
[turns to Steve and mouths "Jack Meoff"]

by **bste_lax** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:54 am

From one of my favorite underrated comedies, Out Cold:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjJr1zL7l_Q[/youtube]

by **dubbs11** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:50 pm

Out Cold is a hilarious movie, the scene where he get something stuck in the hot tub always gets me.

by **Adam Gamradt** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:23 pm

Champ wrote:
dubbs11 wrote:Or Team America World Police, the "sex scene" in that movie made me fall out of my seat laughing when I saw it in the theaters.

I lost it entirely during that movie in the chase scene when he does the "flailing help" signal from the jeep.

Champ, this is also known as the engineers dance of joy.

by **asulax** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:44 pm

Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

-Mallrats

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