Funniest Scenes in Movies

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Postby sohotrightnow on Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:48 pm

The first 5 minutes of Predator. The worst dialogue and facial expressions in the history of cinema...but also the funniest. Tell me you don't laugh when you watch the exchange between Arnie and Weathers...

Weathers: I heard about that little job in Berlin, very nice Dutch.
Arnie: Yeah, like the good ole days.
Weathers: Yeah, like the goold ole days, so why'd you pass on Libya, huh?
Arnie: It wasn't my style.
Weathers: You got no style Dutch! You know that! Why'd ya pass?

Truly awful acting, yet I laugh hysterically when I see the ridiculous look on his face when he is asking Arnie these questions. Needless to say, the scene before this when they arm wrestle is gold as well.
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Postby KnoxVegas on Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:45 pm

Lovitz in A League of Their Own.
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Postby echo 600 on Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:50 pm

Kind of a newer flick, but Ryan Reynolds in Just Friends. The scene where he plays Ice Hockey, gets hurt, is strapped to the backboard/sled and shoots down the hill, flips upside down and skidds across the ice.

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Postby FLAK on Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:29 pm

40 Year Old Virgin, the chest waxing scene will never get old, makes me cringe every time

And Jackass 1 when Ryan Dunn gets beat up by a girl
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Postby ZagGrad on Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:12 pm

Old School: "We've got a nice little Saturday planned..."

40 yr. old: "Yeah, her breasts felt like bags of sand..."
Also, "If I hear "Yamma be there" one more time, I'm going to yamma burn this place down."

Anchorman: "I'm going to throw something out there..."

Caddyshack: "Be the ball"

I can see this topic morphing in to the "Funniest Movie Lines" of all time.
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Postby Beta on Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:20 pm

ZagGrad wrote:I can see this topic morphing in to the "Funniest Movie Lines" of all time.


"Big Gulps huh? Welp...see ya later!"

Wedding Crashers:

"Mom the meatloaf! [expletive]!!!!"

"You motorboatin' sonofabitch, you old sailor you!"

"he's joking around...aahh....it feels so good when he jokes!"

"Lets go kill some birds Im psyched!"
Barry Badrinath: Oh man, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank.
Landfill: I doubt that very much, playboy
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Postby Adam G on Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:44 pm

This is the worst lookin’ hat I ever saw. What if ya buy a hat like this I bet ya get a free bowl of soup, ya know?

Oh, it looks good on you, though.


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Postby Sonny on Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:36 pm

The first 60 minutes or so of Wedding Crashers is up there with Old School & Anchorman along with the old classics Caddyshack, Fletch, and Fletch Lives.
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Postby OAKS on Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:57 pm

dubbs11 wrote:Or Team America World Police, the "sex scene" in that movie made me fall out of my seat laughing when I saw it in the theaters.


It made Moviefone's top 25 best Movie Sex Scenes of All Time. I think it comes in at #10

http://movies.aol.com/movie-photo/best-sex-scenes
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Postby LaxRef on Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:07 pm

I don't recall one specific scene, but "The Ladies Man" was one of the best SNL skit to movie transfers ever (after Blues Brothers and Wayne's World).

Leon Phelps: My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.

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Soul Station Manager (looking at resume): Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed "dabut" under your hobbies?
Leon Phelps: Yeah, that's "da butt."

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Leon Phelps: Well, Lance, you're clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that. I think you all know that. And that's cool, but, you know, you were trying to oil me up, and that's not really cool.
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Postby azlaxmax45 on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:23 pm

in euro trip, when david hasselhoff pops up in the corner singing...
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Postby OAKS on Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:27 pm

azlaxmax45 wrote:in euro trip, when david hasselhoff pops up in the corner singing...


The whole "Scotty Doesn't Know" running joke.

I also had "mail ************" as my 'you've got mail' sound for a few years before I went with gmail.
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Postby Campbell on Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:13 pm

my favorite "funny" scene in a movie is the whole scene in Animal House where they go to Emily Dickinson College and pose as a dead girls fiance to get dates, then abandon them at the club.
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Postby Champ on Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:34 pm

azlaxmax45 wrote:in euro trip, when david hasselhoff pops up in the corner singing...

"Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!"

And of course the robot dance off.
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Postby TexOle on Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:35 pm

History of the World: Roman Empire (mighty joint, parting of the Red Sea, etc...)

Blazing Saddles: the whole movie is classic

Spaceballs: combing the desert

I know I have said anything with Mel Brooks has to be on the list, but I cannot believe more of those quotes are not on the list. In a HS English class I had to watch a serious interview with him, and I could not stop laughing. As I reread Frankenstein in college I was fortunate enough to have professors that loved Mel Brooks, because I could not stop quoting Young Frankenstein.
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