Michael Vick sued for 63,000,000,000 Billion Dollars

by **mholtz** on Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:25 am

This is an actual law suit. I thought it was an onion story, but its apparently not. The best part is the pdf of the hand written complaint.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

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by **Zeuslax** on Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:25 am

I love the statement at the end. "Due to the restrictions on typewriters this note was hand written".

by **StrykerFSU** on Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:42 am

I heard he was going to sue for "One Million Dollars" until his eye-patch wearing cell mate suggested over a Belgian Dip that he set the bar a little higher.

by **SLUDoubleDeuce** on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:08 am

I just love the fact that he includes the little "copyright c" everytime he writes his name. And man Michael Vick's been busy to violate this guys, 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, and 14th amendment rights.

by JW on Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:23 pm

I think if you write out the Zeros you don't write out Billion at the end.

In your words he is being sued for 63 BILLION BILLION DOLLARS = 63,000,000,000 BILLION Dollars

Grammar lesson for the day.

Mike Vick deserves all the come upins that are coming his way.

by **Ben Clark** on Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:48 pm

JW wrote:I think if you write out the Zeros you don't write out Billion at the end.

In your words he is being sued for 63 BILLION BILLION DOLLARS = 63,000,000,000 BILLION Dollars

Grammar lesson for the day.

Mike Vick deserves all the come upins that are coming his way.

Well, if you follow the link you'll see that he is actually suing for 63,000,000,000 billion dollars. So, they're HIS words, not Matt's.

by **horn17** on Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:38 pm

this is the greatest thing I have ever read....ever....

by **Beta** on Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:29 am

If this costs our courts more than the few cents worth of thumb tacks it will take to hang this up in the courthouse breakroom...then there is officially something wrong with our judicial systems and the clause "except for stupid people" should be added in front of each and every law that exists.

natural selection is still taking way to damn long.

by **UofMLaxGoalie11** on Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:01 pm

Just so you know, that is 63 quintillion dollars. 63 with 18 zeros. Otherwise know as this $63,000,000,000,000,000,000. And I like how he said to have it delivered via "UPS" the United States Postal Service. Two completely different things.

by **Adam G** on Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:51 pm

"MICHAEL VICK used drugs in school zones" is the line that made me laugh the hardest.

I can just picture this guy while on a prison bus thinking about how he's going to write this out:

"Hmm, what else could I accuse Michael Vick of... (sees DRUG-FREE SCHOOL ZONE sign) ...a ha! I've got it"

by JW on Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:23 pm

I think the best part is when he Swore allegiance to Al-Qaeda and then bought Missles from Iran.

by **Anderson** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:32 am

I'm partial to:

"Michael subjected me to microwave testing,"

"Michael Vick used drugs in a school zone," and

"Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes."

by **Anderson** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:19 am

Just found this one this morning.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0816071riches1.html

Apparently Barry Bonds was the one who cracked the Liberty Bell.

It looks like he has suits against all of these people.
* LeBron James
* Michael Vick (again, he named Mr. Vick in a previous complaint)
* Wayne Gretzky
* Michael Jordan
* Joe Montana
* Tony Montana
* Mickey Mantle
* Allen Iverson
and Guantanamo Bay (linked below)

http://casedocs.justia.com/michigan/miedce/2:2007cv13041/222743/1/0.pdf

apparently there is a pretty good list at

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches

by **Beta** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:22 am

HAHAHAHA, apparently this guy is a career um...likes-to-sue-a-lot-guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches

It lists the sources of the lawsuits...my favorite is either:

"I witnessed Barry Bonds selling steroids to nuns" in the Indiana lawsuit

or perhaps

"...in a vast conspiracy to hijack my torso, 3 toes, and my constitutional rights and send them to a secret headquarters in Concord, New Hampshire".... from the New Hampshire lawsuit

or maybe even

"Larry King Live is a voodoo witch doctor"

but that may be true.