Clean Lacrosse Joke

by **Sonny** on Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:55 pm

An old friend just send me this one....

Two 90 year old men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Moe visits him every day.
One day Moe says, "Joe, we both loved lacrosse all our lives, and we played summer league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's lacrosse up there."

Joe looks up at Moe from his death bed. "Moe, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."

Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Moe is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, " Moe--Moe."

"Who is it?, asks Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Moe--it's me, Joe."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice.

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Moe.

"The good news," Joe says, "is that there's lacrosse in heaven. Better yet,all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too.
Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play lacrosse all
we want, and we never get tired."

"That's fantastic," says Moe. "It's beyond my wildest dreams!
So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're facing off Tuesday."

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by **unclaxman23** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:17 am

that is a classy joke

by **smootharch** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:21 am

That's not funny.

by **Adam G** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:34 am

I've heard this joke before... just change "lacrosse" to baseball and "facing off" to on the mound

Good joke for parents, still.

by **Sonny** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:36 am

smootharch wrote:That's not funny.

I didn't say it was a good lacrosse joke.

by **cjwilhelmi** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:46 pm

I was really hoping that the punchline was Sonny is up here reffing! :shock:

I kid, I kid

by **mholtz** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:30 pm

cjwilhelmi wrote:I was really hoping that the punchline was Sonny is up here reffing!

I kid, I kid

Now THAT'S funny!

by **Jolly Roger** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:37 pm

Again in good fun... :wink:

If Sonny was reffing, I don't think the game is in heaven.