Worst Resume EVER

by **yourmom** on Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:33 am

From CollegeHumor.com

The Story Of Aleksey Vayner
by Streeter Seidell 14 hours ago
We're a little late on this one, but in case you missed it let us tell you about a guy named Aleksey Vayner. Mr. Vayner is set to graduate Yale in 2007 and, like so many undergrads hungry for a career, started applying for jobs. Aleksey went about it a little different than most, though; Aleksey made a hilarious video resume. And not intentionally hilarious either, hilarious because it's so ridiculous, so conceited and so deliciously terrible that you can barely look away for fear of missing another gem of arrogance.

Needless to say, as soon as he sent his video to major investment firms in New York it started getting forwarded around with subject lines such as "this is pure gold" and "You can't make this sh up." A great site, IvyGateBlog.com, picked up the story and set out to find more info on Aleksey. Apparently, Aleksey pretended to be CEO of a fake investment firm, a world champion athlete, a model, an accomplished author and, last but not least, head of a fake charity!

Video resume here: http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=e1336748NgyMqyG

and ivygates coverage here : http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/tags/aleksey_vayner/

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by **Timbalaned** on Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:44 pm

I wonder if this tool ever got a job

by **FLAK** on Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:19 pm

He's got a better chance of getting a job than ever gettin laid

by **Pinball** on Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:47 pm

I felt like I was watching Dan Genck's living, breathing resume.

by **DanGenck** on Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:55 pm

Pinball wrote:I felt like I was watching Dan Genck's living, breathing resume.

Well, I did send video of myself lifting weights to places that I interviewed...

by **dubbs11** on Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:08 pm

DanGenck wrote:
Pinball wrote:I felt like I was watching Dan Genck's living, breathing resume.

Well, I did send video of myself lifting weights to places that I interviewed...

I remember the first day of practice a few years back when you made us watch that video, and then you made us watch the video you made with brandon....but i digress

by **Pinball** on Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:13 pm

dubbs, that was not a video even though it replays in my head almost daily like one. wow, that "lifiting' video..............

by **laxative** on Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:28 pm

I thought it was funny how his 140 lb dumbells were clearly marked 120 lbs.
What a wuss!

by **Danny Hogan** on Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:01 pm

looked like his spotters got quite a workout as well

by **DanGenck** on Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:59 pm

Pinball wrote:dubbs, that was not a video even though it replays in my head almost daily like one. wow, that "lifiting' video..............

At least it's a reasonable possibility that lifting videos of me and/or Brandon exist... unlike you two clowns.

by **dubbs11** on Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:48 am

DanGenck wrote:
Pinball wrote:dubbs, that was not a video even though it replays in my head almost daily like one. wow, that "lifiting' video..............

At least it's a reasonable possibility that lifting videos of me and/or Brandon exist... unlike you two clowns.

oh we weren't talking about the lifting video you guys made, we were talking about that other video you made with brandon

by **DanGenck** on Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:27 am

by **horn17** on Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:15 am

ouch...and by the way, if you could serve a tennis ball at 140mph, you'd be playing on the tour...