Ditka vs. Chuck Norris

by **Brent Burns** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:15 pm

Can someone create a show invovling those 4 personalities? What would be the appropriate title highlighting those 4 distinct personalities? :wink:

**Sponsor**

by **Adam G** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:15 pm

benji wrote:Ditka, Norris, Bauer and McGuyver all in the same room?

I think I ready about that somewhere... Oh yeah, World War three, four and five.

If there is anything in the room that MacGyver can use (string, spent gum), then it's him. Otherwise my money is on Norris.

by **Gary Robinson** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:29 pm

Bill Brasky might have a say in this...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_brasky

by **Brent Burns** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:33 pm

Gary Robinson wrote:Bill Brasky might have a say in this...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_brasky

Following up on Gary's post, check this out at:

http://www.billbrasky.com

by **UofMLaxGoalie11** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:45 pm

just to let everyone know, vin diesel was popular for being superhuman before chuck norris. The vin diesel random fact generator ( http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin ) was the first of its kind. followed shortly by the chuck norris random fact generator ( http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck ). For a while there was a bob saget random fact generator as well. Chuck norris took off more mainly because of walker texas ranger clips and his rediculous endorsements. Long live Vin Diesel!

by **Lax_Stats** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:13 pm

UofMLaxGoalie11 wrote:just to let everyone know, vin diesel was popular for being superhuman before chuck norris. The vin diesel random fact generator ( http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin ) was the first of its kind. followed shortly by the chuck norris random fact generator ( http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck ). For a while there was a bob saget random fact generator as well. Chuck norris took off more mainly because of walker texas ranger clips and his rediculous endorsements. Long live Vin Diesel!

Ummm I beg to differ with you? How many movies did Chuck Norris make before he ever started the Walker series???

And I'm sorry, was Vin Diesel even born when Walker, er... um... I mean Chuck Norris won his first World Karate championship??

And I'm sorry, how many World Karate championships did Chuck Norris win?????

Uh huh, that's what I thought!! :lol:

If you have any other questions, please read below:

Mini biography
Chuck Norris's fight career lasted from 1965-1970. Norris started off by losing his first three tournaments, but by 1966 he was almost unbeatable. Among the numerous titles he won were The National Karate Championships (1966), All-Star Championships (1966), World Middleweight Karate Championship (1967), All-American Karate Championship (1967), Internationals (1968), World Professional Middleweight Karate Championship (defeating Louis Delgado on 24 November 1968), All-American Championship (1968), National Tournament of Champions (1968), American Tang Soo Championship, and the North American Karate Championship. Norris compiled a fight record of 65-5 with wins over champions Joe Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Ron Marchini, Victor Moore, Louis Delgado, and Steve Sanders. Of the five men to beat Norris, three were Allen Steen, Joe Lewis, and Norris's last career defeat to Louis Delgado in 1968. Norris retired as undefeated Professional Full-Contact Middleweight Champion on January 17, 1970, he was 30 years old.

by **Sonny** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:55 pm

Chuck Norris versus Vin Diesel (aka The Pacifer)?

The jury rests your honor.

by **metallax1** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:01 pm

Chuck Norris solved the Bermuda Triangle by using the Pythagorean Theorem.

'nough said :lol:

by **UofMLaxGoalie11** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:52 pm

Im not saying that vin diesel was more popular before norris in making movies, but for having rediculous facts made up. like "vin diesel doesnt have anchovies on his pizza, he has live great white sharks"

by **Sonny** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:54 pm

UofMLaxGoalie11 wrote:Im not saying that vin diesel was more popular before norris in making movies, but for having rediculous facts made up. like "vin diesel doesnt have anchovies on his pizza, he has live great white sharks"

Now Dan... I think you are exaggerating just a bit. I mean a shark on a pizza?

by **UofMLaxGoalie11** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:19 am

metallax1 wrote:Chuck Norris solved the Bermuda Triangle by using the Pythagorean Theorem.

'nough said

you cant solve the bermuda triangle. You wouldnt have a shark on a pizza. thats the point of these facts. i mean cmon, you need several sharks on pizza.

by **horn17** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:40 pm

The Mr. T random facts is pretty good as well......i pitty the fool who doesnt google and post a link.....

by **Adam G** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:48 pm

Ask and you will receieve..

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=mrt

by **cjwilhelmi** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:01 am

Chuck Norris v Megatron

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=d ... e16.700045

by **cjwilhelmi** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:02 am

I saw a T Shirt today that said "If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win... Forever"

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