Worst movie(s) of all time

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Postby Danny Hogan on Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:04 am

Zeuslax wrote:
Contact was the biggest piece of crap i ever saw.


ah, come on man.......you can't put Contact in the same category with the above.


i would say even worse, because at least with snakes on a plane and killer clowns from outer space, i wouldn't be expecting much of anything.
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Postby FLAK on Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:58 am

Blade Trinity. All I have to say, if you've never seen it, is that they have a blind woman watching the security cameras. AHHHH
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Postby Adam G on Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:41 am

Speed 2, Godzilla, Blue Chips, Batman & Robin, to name a few.
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Postby bste_lax on Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:05 am

uwec_attack wrote:Speed 2, Godzilla, Blue Chips, Batman & Robin, to name a few.


I liked Blue Chips.

Speed 2 was horrible.
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Postby grinderpete on Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:14 am

Brent Burns wrote:For me, for the life of me, I can not recall the name of this movie, but I know it had Michael J. Fox and other well-known actors in a movie where there were Martians going, "Ack, Ack, Ack." Perhaps, for some, it is a classic to them, but to me, it is totally weird especially those aliens saying "Ack, Ack."

Had to visit my trusty www.imdb.com to find the name of this movie, and it is Mars Attack! (1996). This movie received 6.1 out of 10 from 34,454 voters.

The actors were Jack Nicholson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman, etc.


Mars Attacks! was awesome. Any movie that has Tom Jones is an automatic 4 star movie.
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Postby Danny Hogan on Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:27 am

blue chips was good
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Postby sohotrightnow on Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:21 pm

Mars Attacks? That was a 3-star movie. Are you insane?

How could I forget Car 54, Where Are You? That may be the worst major motion picture released. Rosie O'Donnell is the love interest and the grandpa from The Munsters is one of the main characters. Nuff said. In my attempt to watch the 50 worst movies of all time, I was foiled by this movie. This was the 10th of a scheduled 50 movies that I was to watch, but alas I could not go on any further because this movie drained me emotionally and physically.
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Postby Tim Whitehead on Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:22 pm

Brent Burns wrote:For me, for the life of me, I can not recall the name of this movie, but I know it had Michael J. Fox and other well-known actors in a movie where there were Martians going, "Ack, Ack, Ack." Perhaps, for some, it is a classic to them, but to me, it is totally weird especially those aliens saying "Ack, Ack."

Had to visit my trusty www.imdb.com to find the name of this movie, and it is Mars Attack! (1996). This movie received 6.1 out of 10 from 34,454 voters.

The actors were Jack Nicholson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman, etc.


I liked that movie. It was supposed to campy, cheesy, all that. And as someone else mentioned, it had Tom Jones in it, which made it automatically awesome.

A side note on Tom Jones' awesomeness: I saw him in concert a few years back, and when he sang "She's A Lady", the women in the crowd were bombarding him with panties. After the song, he picked up this box that had been thrown on stage. It was a pair of edible undies. He looked at the box and said "Edible undies?..... I thought they all were". No one else could pull that off. Tom Jones rules.
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Postby grinderpete on Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:31 pm

Tim Whitehead wrote:
Brent Burns wrote:For me, for the life of me, I can not recall the name of this movie, but I know it had Michael J. Fox and other well-known actors in a movie where there were Martians going, "Ack, Ack, Ack." Perhaps, for some, it is a classic to them, but to me, it is totally weird especially those aliens saying "Ack, Ack."

Had to visit my trusty www.imdb.com to find the name of this movie, and it is Mars Attack! (1996). This movie received 6.1 out of 10 from 34,454 voters.

The actors were Jack Nicholson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman, etc.


I liked that movie. It was supposed to campy, cheesy, all that. And as someone else mentioned, it had Tom Jones in it, which made it automatically awesome.

A side note on Tom Jones' awesomeness: I saw him in concert a few years back, and when he sang "She's A Lady", the women in the crowd were bombarding him with panties. After the song, he picked up this box that had been thrown on stage. It was a pair of edible undies. He looked at the box and said "Edible undies?..... I thought they all were". No one else could pull that off. Tom Jones rules.


That is awesome. I have seen him twice, and both times were incredible.
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Postby WaterBoy on Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:59 pm

One that has always struck me as terrible was Unbreakable, with Bruce Willis. I don't know what it was that irked me so much about this movie.

For some reason, I just can't bring myself to get hyped up about a guy that has super human strength and durability whose arch nemesis is a guy with brittle bone disease... for some reason that's not fair to me.

One thing I've noticed though, is that with bad movies, I can turn them off. With TERRIBLE movies, I watch them to the end- I think it's part of the human mind to be unable to look away, just like car wrecks as you pass them on the freeway.
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Postby horn17 on Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:39 pm

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Postby ZagGrad on Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:09 pm

8 mm, Major League 3 (MJ 2 was bad enough), Dude where's my car?, Predator 2, All the Police Academy movies, Jaws 3, Any Alien movie featuring Sigorney Weaver after "Aliens", Weekend at Bernie's 1 & 2 (My girlfriend loves these for some reason)

I have a few more, but those pop out right away.
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Postby Beta on Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:00 pm

My brain keeps telling me that "Snakes on a Plane" is a joke...it looks too awful to be real.
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Postby Adam G on Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:05 pm

Gili. Yuck.
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Postby Boilerlax17 on Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:29 am

scary movie 4.....8 legged freaks....anacondas: hunt for the blood orchid
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