What are some of your favorite all time movie lines?

[DulaxTwo7]

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a Highway Traffic Cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bast@$d chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you're about to turn right. This is to let him know you're looking for a proper place to pull off and talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he is about to make 180 degree turn at speed... but you will be ready for it, braced for the G's and the fast heel toe work.

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, great movie

[Brandon Carlson]

Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.

Blow-I presume...that one would probably make my list.

Ladies man:
-Under interests you put "dabut"?
-Ah, Yeah...that would be the butt...I also enjoy tennis.

[NomaBlueCollar]

Rounders...

Worm: You know what always cheers me up?
Mike McDermott: No, what's that?
Worm: Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold." Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.
Mike McDermott: #$@! it, let's go.
Worm: Don't tease me.
Mike McDermott: Let's play some cards.
Worm: Yes!

Teddy KGB: Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of b#@!$, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!

[Boilerlax17]

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon.

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of s**t, man

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.

Harry: According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.

Lloyd: Mock
Harry: Yeah!
Lloyd: Ing
Harry: Yeah!
Lloyd: Bird
Harry: Yeah!
Lloyd: Yeah!
Harry: Yeah!


what a great movie...soo stupid...but soooo funny. (dumb and dumber)

Gwen: What are you doing here?
Van: As smashed as i am I'm pretty sure thats my room!
Gwen: How old is she? a Freshman?
Van: She reads at a sophomore level!

[GrayBear]

Animal House: "I think you'd be glad later if you weren't here now."

Caddy Shack: "We have a pool. And a pond--the pond would be good for you."

[Adam G]

Back to School...

Thornton Melon: "What's your favorite subject?"
Girl "Poetry."
Thornton Melon: "Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow."

Trendy Man: Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
Thornton Melon: You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
Trendy Man: Well, she's very proud of it.
Thornton Melon: I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.
Trendy Man: It's an exceptional painting.
Thornton Melon: Oh, the painting.