What are some of your favorite all time movie lines?

[KnoxVegas]

Top Gun:

"And you... you're just lucky to be here!"

"Jester's dead!"

"Requesting permission for flyby. "
"That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full."

And how many of you out there at one time or another hurt your teeth/jaw while attempting to imitate Iceman's teeth clinching?

On a Val Kilmer tangent, Real Genius:
"It was hot and I was hungry!"

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."

[Hugh Nunn]

Superbowl Sunday...Dawn...My recollections of the last 24 hours are dim. All I know for sure is, shortly after I arrived, two third world drug abusers dressed as hotel employees broke into my room, ate all my food, drank all my liquor, and did all my drugs. If security precautions are not beefed up, I will be forced to seek safer accommodations. It's a sad state of affairs when this reporter has to come to breakfast heavily armed.

--Where the Buffalo Roam

[pstirling]

more Val Kilmer:

-Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc Holliday - I have two guns, one for each of ya.


Johnny Ringo - Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holliday - I'm your huckleberry

[Danny Hogan]

Chris Farley from Dirty Work (motioning towards saigon whore who previously bit half of his nose off)

'' sometimes you gotta remind the hen who the rooster is''

[Gregg Pathiakis]

Boondock Saints:

"I will shoot myself in the head if you can tell me the color of that *@&$ cat!"

My favorite all-time movie. And that scene is awesome.

[Dan Wishengrad]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go thru life!"

TexOle is on the right track with "Animal House", but I think the all-time classic line from that flick has to be:

"You f***ed up -- You trusted us!"

[CATLAX MAN]

Up near the top of this list should be the litany of excuses that John Belushi delivered from his knees in the sewer to Carrie Fisher of why he left her standing at the altar in Blues Brothers:

No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

And then the raised eyebrow and the tip of the sunglasses . . . . .

[Tim Whitehead]

From Animal House, I always liked:

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."

"You should listen to him -- he's pre-med."

[kschuh5]

Man on Fire

Old People: You know in the bible they teach forgiveness.
Denzel Washington: Forgiveness is between them and God, it's my job to arrange the meeting.

[JW]

"That's right Iceman, I am Dangerous". Topgun

"I said to Hollywood, 'where'd he go', Hollywood said, 'whered who go!!!!" Wolfman-Topgun

"Where did you get those clothes, the Toliet store." Brick-Anchorman

"I read it, in a book." Ben Stiller - Dodgeball.

"I'm going to take Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again." Champ - Anchorman

"Brick killed a guy... with a trident" Ron-Anchorman

"Doin the bull dance, feelin the flow, workin workin". Kevin Nealand-Happy Gilmore

"Look at the funbags on that Hose hound" Harry - Dumb And Dumber.

"What's up ya Siv?" Jack McClanahan to Jim Craig in the movie Miracle.

"I am Batman" Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin.

"1st rule of Fight club you don't talk about fight club. 2nd rule of Fight Club YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB." Fight Club.

[Blynk22]

cheesiest line in the history of film from one of the best movies in history(Top Gun):
Iceman: You......you can be my wingman anytime
Maverick...Bullsh*#, you can be mine

other favorites:
(BLOW)
George Jung's dad:
"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on."

(Jarhead)
Swofford:
suggestive techniques for the marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness. Masturbation. Re-reading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further masturbation. Re-wiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every women the marine has ever f%$#ed. Debating differences, such as Cupban VS Mexican, Harleys VS Hondas, left VS right-handed masturbation. Further cleaning of rifle. Studying the mail order philippine bride catalogue. Further masturbation. Planning a marine's first meal on return home. Imagining what a marine's girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the alley or in a hotel bed.

(V for Vendetta)
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.

Creedy(being choked by V): Why wont you die!?
V: Because Mr Creedy, behind this mask there is more than just flesh, there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

[horn17]

heres a classic:

"Thats good boy make sure the cabinet is stocked high with John Daniels."

"Don't you mean Jack Daniels , Col.?"

"No son, when you've known as long as I have, he's John."

Al Pacino and Chris O'donnel, scent of a woman....

I have to quit letting my girlfriend pick the friggen movies.....

[yourmom]

A little "O Brother Where Art Thou?"

Pomade Vendor: I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks, here's your pomade.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Two weeks? That don't do me no good.
Pomade Vendor: Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Pomade Vendor: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop, god*$#@ it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Pomade Vendor: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

[semilaxed]

Days of thunder:

Harry: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car?
Harry: Hit the pace car.
Cole Trickle: What for?
Harry: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect

Bachelor Party:
Brad: Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.

The Gods Must be Crazy:

Mpudi: So how did the land rover get up the tree?
Steyn: Do you know she has flowers on her panties?
Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree

[UofMLaxGoalie11]

I decided that it wouldnt really be appreciated if I put the entire script for south park and team america in here. But they deffinately fit my requirements for great quotes.

"You see this? This is my serious face."
-Spottswoode, Team America

I also wont post the monologue from the bar and end of the movie either. But its a good one, granted there is a fair amount of profanity.

"It will be 9/11 times 2356!"
"My god, that would be... I dont even know what that is!"
"Nobody does!"

its 2146316 by the way.