What are some of your favorite all time movie lines?

[Joe Oakland]

CAddyshack hands dow best lines ever!!!!

My personal favorite, "Do you do drugs Danny?"

Danny: "everyday, sir"

Ty: "Well then what seems to be the problem?"

[Adam G]

More Caddyshack...

Ty Webb: I like you Betty.
Danny Noonan: It's Danny, Sir.
Ty Webb: Danny.

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.

Can someone tell me why I laugh so hard at these lame one-liners??

[laxative]

http://www.greenapple.com/~andyshupe/videos/vlq/dalailama_vlq.wmv
So I got that goin' for me...which is nice.

[benji]

Rookie of the Year:
Coach: "Razzenfruzzen! You're on deck!"

[OldPoly75]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
-Clerks

"Already did once today (wink)"
- Mallrats

"Don't put it out with your boots Earl."
"Don't tell me my business Devil Woman!"
-Billy Madison

"Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand."
-Cool Hand Luke (best movie ever)

[LandonMLudlow]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

[TexOle]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go thru life!"

[FLAK]

Just watched Billy Madison recently and I had to throw this one in the mix.

Principal:"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Billy: "Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine."

[UofMLaxGoalie11]

Hot Shots or Hot Shots: Part Deux, I forget which one being that I usually end up watching both in a row.

Topper: "Are you joking?"
Ramada: "If I were joking, I would have said, 'What do you do to a elephant with three balls?'"
Topper: "Im not sure."
Ramada: "You walk him and pitch to the rhino."

[grinderpete]

"We're on a mission from God"
- Blues Brothers

[WaterBoy]

Boondock Saints:

"I will shoot myself in the head if you can tell me the color of that *@&$ cat!"

Tim Robbins from Top Gun:

"You're gonna WHAT?!?" (in reference to Maverick bringing the mig closer)

[UofMLaxGoalie11]

another Top Gun and also Hot Shots:

"Your ego is writing checks your body cant cash!"

[horn17]

"You had me at hello! (Tear)" - Jerry McGuire

[umdulax1]

Top Gun and Caddyshack would be my favorites....

Top Gun:
"I feel the need,.... The need for speed"

[bste_lax]

Out Cold is a very underrated comedy if you like chessy stuff where you don't want to think much:

"No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight."

"Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp."

"Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong. "