Mallrats probably kevin smiths best movie
Renee: What are you doing? You promised me breakfast.
Brodie: Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Renee, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
T.S.: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S.: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S.: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him
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Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) from Caddyshack:
What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!
What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!
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you'll have to forgive me for not knowing the exact quote, but its a long scene.
The scene from Pulp Fiction where Samuel Jackson and John Travolta are terrorizing the kids that screwed Julius (Ving Rhames) while they eat the burgers from Big Kahuna Burger.
Sam: "May I have a sip of your tasty beverage?"
The scene from Pulp Fiction where Samuel Jackson and John Travolta are terrorizing the kids that screwed Julius (Ving Rhames) while they eat the burgers from Big Kahuna Burger.
Sam: "May I have a sip of your tasty beverage?"
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"What knockers!" "Oh, thank you Doctor."
"Put the candle back!"
"Which brain did you bring me??" "Abby. "
"Abby who?" "Abby Normal!?"
Way back in college, went to a double-feature (when they actually had such things) of Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein. Funniest night at the movies, ever!
"Put the candle back!"
"Which brain did you bring me??" "Abby. "
"Abby who?" "Abby Normal!?"
Way back in college, went to a double-feature (when they actually had such things) of Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein. Funniest night at the movies, ever!
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Resevoir Dogs
Mr Blonde: You gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?
Pulp Fiction:
Zed: Go get the gimp.
Pawn shop guy (forgot his name): The Gimps sleeping.
Zed: Well I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up then.
Mr Blonde: You gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?
Pulp Fiction:
Zed: Go get the gimp.
Pawn shop guy (forgot his name): The Gimps sleeping.
Zed: Well I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up then.
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Pulp Fiction
Jules turns and shoots the guy on the couch
"Oh, I'm sorry. did I break your concentration? Oh you were done...Well, allow me to retort"
Jules turns and shoots the guy on the couch
"Oh, I'm sorry. did I break your concentration? Oh you were done...Well, allow me to retort"
I never had a steady girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule.
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It is never a good idea to watch Young Frankenstein when studying Frankenstein. I just kept quoting the movie the entire class. My professors thought it was funny, but I don't think it helped my grade.
Any Mel Brooks production is classic really when you think about it.
Any Mel Brooks production is classic really when you think about it.
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my fav
Angry Biker: What do you love?
Ron Burgundy: I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
Angry Biker: Well, now, guess what, this is happening.
[grabs Baxter]
Ron Burgundy: Excuse me... excuse me... what are you doing?
[biker punts Baxter over bridge]
Angry Biker: That's how I roll!
- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Ron Burgundy: I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
Angry Biker: Well, now, guess what, this is happening.
[grabs Baxter]
Ron Burgundy: Excuse me... excuse me... what are you doing?
[biker punts Baxter over bridge]
Angry Biker: That's how I roll!
- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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Burgundy: What cologne you gonna go with, London Gentlemen or...wait...no, no, no, hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Fantana: No. She get's a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon, it's illegal in 9 countries. Yup, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good
Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Oohh, it's a formidable scent, stings the nostrils...In a good way. Brian I'm going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Fantana: They've done studies you know, 60% of the time it works every time.
Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
I don't know how many times the guys on the team have quoted this scene in Anchorman. But this is still one of the funniest parts in the movie for me.
Fantana: No. She get's a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon, it's illegal in 9 countries. Yup, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good
Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Oohh, it's a formidable scent, stings the nostrils...In a good way. Brian I'm going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Fantana: They've done studies you know, 60% of the time it works every time.
Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
I don't know how many times the guys on the team have quoted this scene in Anchorman. But this is still one of the funniest parts in the movie for me.
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Dawglax20 wrote:Fantana: They've done studies you know, 60% of the time it works every time.
Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
I don't know how many times the guys on the team have quoted this scene in Anchorman. But this is still one of the funniest parts in the movie for me.
I agree. That was pretty fun.
I can't wait for the new Will Farrell (Nascar Movie) this summer. I'm sure he will have a blast with some of those topics.
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Some of my Caddyshack favorites:
Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
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Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I got pounds of this stuff.
Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
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Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I got pounds of this stuff.
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