Ditka vs. Chuck Norris

by **bste_lax** on Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:00 pm

Full-sized Ditka. Discuss.

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by **DanGenck** on Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:02 pm

The sheer magnitude of the fight would cause disruptions to the Earth's orbit, gravity and possibly the value of currency.

by **pstirling** on Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:25 pm

Wow, what a question. I'll say Ditka, based on a hunch that the only thing capable of deflecting the blow of a devastating roundhouse kick is a 1985 Super Bowl Championship ring. Just a hunch though.

by **Tim Whitehead** on Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:28 pm

Ditka, 78 to 3.

by **Lax_Stats** on Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:04 pm

Ditka could use his hair grease to blind Walker Texas Ranger anyday!! :lol:

by **CATLAX MAN** on Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:30 pm

Trick question. Ditka & Norris may be the same person.

by **Brandon Carlson** on Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:21 pm

Trick question. Ditka & Norris may be the same person.

Or perhaps a ying and yang...two parts of the same whole the when put together become the greatest crime fighting team of all time.

But probably not so I'll say Ditka wins, but only by the distance covered by his gigantic forehead.

by **Sonny** on Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:31 pm

Full-sized Dikta vs. Chuck Norris?

That's a tough call.

I think Jack Bauer would win.

by **Sonny** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:50 am

I read that Chuck Norris has stopped numerous military conflicts around the world by reading books from his home. I also read that Dikta reversed the green-house effect by breaking wind.

by **Anderson** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:34 am

Sonny wrote:I also read that Dikta reversed the green-house effect by breaking wind.

Would that make it better or worse.

by **Adam G** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:32 pm

What about a Hurricane named Ditka v. Chuck Norris?

by **LAXDawg14** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:42 pm

"what about ditka vs God"
"Trick question, ditka IS God"

by **Sonny** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:53 pm

uwec_attack wrote:What about a Hurricane named Ditka v. Chuck Norris?

Jack Bauer still wins.

by **horn17** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:26 pm

Jack Bauer might still win Sonny....but there is one person that trumps Ditka, Norris, and Bauer....and don't be scared, be very afraid, very afraid of....

MacGyver

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by **benji** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:09 pm

Ditka, Norris, Bauer and McGuyver all in the same room?

I think I ready about that somewhere... Oh yeah, World War three, four and five.