Fall Ball

[SMSlax]

SMS vs MSU

SMS got its butt kicked by the new look Bears. All 13 old, slow and confused alumni got circles run around them by a far superior club of strapping young athletes. The scorekeepers lost count after the first quarter when the abacus broke but it was surely a century mark. the stats were:
2 heart attacks
1 broken walker
4 requisite naps
1 nagging wife for dinner
12 leaky cathiters
and we're still looking for the guy who wandered off in a bout with his alzheimers (also presumed napping)