Are you a redneck?

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Are you a redneck?

Postby Sonny on Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:39 pm

http://www.jokesunlimited.com/redneckquiz1.php

I guessed on two or three questions. :oops:

My results:
Congratulations, Your score is 13 out of 15

"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
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Postby cjwilhelmi on Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:51 pm

8 out of 15

"You did ok but your not a redneck. You probably visited the south a few times but obviously managed to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta being added perminantly to your vocabulary."
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Postby bste_lax on Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:52 pm

8/15

"You did ok but your not a redneck. You probably visited the south a few times but obviously managed to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta being added perminantly to your vocabulary."
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Postby Tim Whitehead on Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:12 pm

Can't quite explain this. I guess a lot of my guesses were right...

Congratulations, Your score is 12 out of 15

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Postby Danny Hogan on Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:29 pm

embrace it Whitehead


i got a 13.
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Postby byualum on Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:37 pm

10/15...wife is from Texas, yeah, that explains it...
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Postby Tarzan on Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:04 pm

Congratulations, Your score is 11 out of 15

"You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."

I am not a redneck (nor do I use that term, because it is offensive although people like to throw it around, but isn’t it weird that those same people tend to see other words as hateful and offensive). I am 100% Cajun, so therefore #1 is right.
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Postby USDLAX5 on Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:23 pm

6 out of 15
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Postby Alex White on Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:30 pm

13/15

Probably missed the one about the cubic inches in the small V-8. No self-respecting redneck ever ran a small V-8 in anything.....except a lawnmower.

I was born and raised in Knoxville, Tn. and I think that test look vaguely familiar to my high school senior english final.
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Postby laxfan25 on Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:24 pm

Congratulations, Your score is 14 out of 15

"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."

Not bad for a Connecticut Yankee! I must be watchin' too much Jeff Foxworthy or summin'.
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