Man Laws

by **cjwilhelmi** on Fri May 26, 2006 10:36 pm

Ok this has to be one of my new favorite websites.

www.manlaws.com

Check out all the "laws"

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by **UofMLaxGoalie11** on Fri May 26, 2006 11:00 pm

I like "all injuries are treatable by 'walking it off' or 'rubbing some dirt on it.'"

and "there are no 'bad hair days', only baseball cap days."

by **Adam G** on Sat May 27, 2006 1:03 am

My favorites... "A man may engage in gardening, but he must call it farming", "fireworks are always in season", and "Grilling, regardless of weather, should always be the first choice of cooking". Brilliant, a new fave website, and definitely will be quoted among my friends.

by **lil lady lax fan** on Sat May 27, 2006 1:10 am

Honestly, I'm NOT a spy. I really DO love lacrosse...now where's my notebook... :wink:

by **cjwilhelmi** on Sat May 27, 2006 7:55 am

lil lady lax fan wrote:Honestly, I'm NOT a spy. I really DO love lacrosse...now where's my notebook...

That made me laugh

by **cjwilhelmi** on Sat May 27, 2006 8:10 am

No man shall wear any shorts with an inseam shorter than 6 inches. Hey Harding its a Man Law, get some new shorts guys.

by **yourmom** on Sat May 27, 2006 8:25 am

I heard you choose those shorts corbin. Somthing about how you said they were better for facing off or somthing.

by **UofMLaxGoalie11** on Sat May 27, 2006 10:00 am

cjwilhelmi wrote:No man shall wear any shorts with an inseam shorter than 6 inches. Hey Harding its a Man Law, get some new shorts guys.

yeah right, you see how uncomfortable that st. johns player looks? thats strategy right there.

by **UofMLaxGoalie11** on Sat May 27, 2006 10:22 am

On a related note, here is the full burger king "Manthem" (audio only).

http://www.collegehumor.com/burgerking/anthem.mp3

video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1tpZFymL5o

by **bste_lax** on Sat May 27, 2006 11:10 am

All I can say is thanks to HHH for making sure I can still rip my shirt in half at the dinner table. I got worried there for a second.......

by **lil lady lax fan** on Sat May 27, 2006 11:36 am

bste_lax wrote:All I can say is thanks to HHH for making sure I can still rip my shirt in half at the dinner table. I got worried there for a second.......

The trick is knowing at which dinner tables to do so. Dinner right after your team has won the Super Bowl--Go for it. State Dinner with the president and heads of foreign governments--not such a good idea. Take your cues from the ones leading the show in that instance.

Were there any laws about burping contests? If not someone should submit one.

And Corbin, the funny thing is that I usually do tote around a notebook--you never know when the muse will hit and it's best to be prepared. I'm sure Mandible will concur on that one!

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