by Beta on Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:16 pm
Ok...wow. So Elon beats Coastal something like 13-7. Chippy game, lots of flags, hits, slashes, blah blah blah.
CHECK THIS OUT:
Elon is up 13-6 or something like that...with 3 minutes left in the game. So a CC player lines up and blatantly drills an Elon player in the back/neck/head on a buddy pass. Elon player goes down...fights break out. Not cool...BUT...there's two 3-minute non-releasable penalties per Elon and CC. Making it 1on1 at the midfield....however...one of the Elon players ran off the bench during the fight and got into it...so tack on another 3 minute non-releasable against Elon. Meaning....it is 4on3 in favor of CC...non-releasable...FOR THE REST OF THE GAME. Elon is required to stay on their halves of the field and no one can cross over. So there's only 1 midfielder...and he's on CC. Apparently NO ONE ON THE FREAKING FIELD REALIZED THIS and CC basically ceded the game. Everyone appeared to be so hung up on the brawls and fights that were over...that nobody knew that CC could have simply run 30 4-3 fast break drills over and over and over. Instead...a CC dodged through all 3 Elon poles and scored.
Ok, faceoff time. The Elon player cannot step over the line...so he basically just drops back on defense...and nobody on Coastal...beit a player, coach, anyone realized that there were given the game on a silver platter and could have scored a goal for every 5-7 seconds that were in the game. CC didn't seem to notice this, at all.
I am still shocked.
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