This is me right now...

Now those are some outstanding ringers. You've recruited well. We're just idiots playing with alums of our program.
I guess your guy from the Pride is missing his game Saturday night to come to our tournament. I feel so lucky to be graced with a presence like that.
And a high school player?? You've certainly outdone yourself there. Be sure you contribute to his deliquency while you're in town. Were you able to get anyone from the midget league in your town? I wish I would have thought of that before now.
Did your other guy go to Ghettysburg or Gettysburg?
Not only are the UF guys going to get lit up, they can't spell either.

WAR DAMN EAGLE