1000th member...

I think that the 1000th member should be a special occasion. At the moment the lucky member joins here's what I envision:
- Streamers, balloons and confetti falling from the ceiling, along with a disco ball and sirens.
- Sonny comes walking out of the closet (no symbolism intended) holding gifts from his special "lacrosse closet" (i.e. old practice jerseys from GA Tech)
- Alex hops out from under the desk (wearing only a CSU thong) with a big congratulations poster and a free "Premium Member" certificate.
- Other admin and moderators jump out of the bathroom with noise makers and party hats.
- CATLAX MAN and DG will show up in the back yard with a grill for dogs and brats (only root beer for beverages).
- The freaky "Burger King" appears at the window with a plate full of hamburgers
- JP can give a long winded speech while everyone ignores him because they are trying to shoot the cat the farthest or hit the penguin the longest on the new members computer
- Streamers, balloons and confetti falling from the ceiling, along with a disco ball and sirens.
- Sonny comes walking out of the closet (no symbolism intended) holding gifts from his special "lacrosse closet" (i.e. old practice jerseys from GA Tech)
- Alex hops out from under the desk (wearing only a CSU thong) with a big congratulations poster and a free "Premium Member" certificate.
- Other admin and moderators jump out of the bathroom with noise makers and party hats.
- CATLAX MAN and DG will show up in the back yard with a grill for dogs and brats (only root beer for beverages).
- The freaky "Burger King" appears at the window with a plate full of hamburgers
- JP can give a long winded speech while everyone ignores him because they are trying to shoot the cat the farthest or hit the penguin the longest on the new members computer