Thought we'd have some fun, since no playoffs for UMLL
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:28 pmGot this idea on KFAN, thought I’d give it a shot. . .
UMLL
Marquette Golden Eagles – Endangered
St. Olaf Oles- Tamed
Mankato Mavericks – Branded
St. Cloud Huskies – Kenneled
Minnesota Gophers – Exterminated
Duluth Bulldogs – Neutered
Stevens Point Pointers – Rounded
Iowa State Cyclones – Cyclone conditions are caused when different temperatures and humidity meet to form thunderclouds. (We mean the opposite of this)
Bethel Royals – Dethroned
Carleton Knights – Disarmed
Moorhead Dragons – Slain
St. John’s Johnnies – Trapped
St. Thomas Tommies – Skinned
Eau Claire BluGolds – Get a new mascot.
Augsburg Auggies – Augured
UND – Waiting on a new mascot. . .
NDSU Bison – Ummm… You don’t make fun of Bison, sorry I don’t make the rules.
*This was just for fun. We encourage other ideas for example, maybe doing the SELC? No hard feelings, we love each and every one of you, except for the other North Dakota City, can’t think of their name right now, but they know who they are. Cheers!
UMLL
Marquette Golden Eagles – Endangered
St. Olaf Oles- Tamed
Mankato Mavericks – Branded
St. Cloud Huskies – Kenneled
Minnesota Gophers – Exterminated
Duluth Bulldogs – Neutered
Stevens Point Pointers – Rounded
Iowa State Cyclones – Cyclone conditions are caused when different temperatures and humidity meet to form thunderclouds. (We mean the opposite of this)
Bethel Royals – Dethroned
Carleton Knights – Disarmed
Moorhead Dragons – Slain
St. John’s Johnnies – Trapped
St. Thomas Tommies – Skinned
Eau Claire BluGolds – Get a new mascot.
Augsburg Auggies – Augured
UND – Waiting on a new mascot. . .
NDSU Bison – Ummm… You don’t make fun of Bison, sorry I don’t make the rules.
*This was just for fun. We encourage other ideas for example, maybe doing the SELC? No hard feelings, we love each and every one of you, except for the other North Dakota City, can’t think of their name right now, but they know who they are. Cheers!