A Clockwork Orange

by **Andy Sharp** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:38 pm

I took the picture during warm-ups. Notice the next picture is the BYU pre-game prayer. I believe Pete simply uses an att/mid length shaft, 30-32 inches, nothing special.
Here's another photo from the 2005 Vail Shootout, with much less distortion.

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by **LaxTchr** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:41 pm

Did he actually dye the head or did he just paint it with the paint used for the pipes?

by **Andy Sharp** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:43 pm

Here's Pete getting advice from Alex during halftime:

During his post-game push-ups, his socks definitely look like they conform to the team color scheme:

The orange is likely a product of Michael Naumburg, the Rock-It Pocket color specialist.

The head is a Warrior Nemesis, factory huge.

by **Catlax** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:49 pm

the lax wrote:http://www.csulacrosse.com/2005/pictures/2005-03-15_BYU/pages/03-13-05_BYU_34.htm#here

As you can see in this picture, (please post it on the thread if you know how, as I have no clue), CSU's Pete Jokisch has chosen to dye his stick orange providing the illusion of pipes in the middle of the net confusing the shooter. Very bright young man.

Just aim at the white!

by **the lax** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:16 pm

Post game push ups after BYU, what a champ.

by **LAXADAZICLE** on Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:34 pm

FYI-

The player in the 1st photo isn't Pete, --- the coach in the photo at BYU isn't Alex.

by **LaxRef** on Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:40 am

jessexy wrote:
Kyle Berggren wrote:What about all the balls in the back of the net?

what about the 2 blue lines on his socks? i dont think they are matching the color scheme of the rest of the uniform.

does he have a cup on?

Under NCAA and NFHS rules, the shorts and socks do not need to match the rest of the uniform. However, if you have compression shorts sticking out from under your regular shorts, THOSE had better match your teammates (and in NCAA be white, gray, or a dominant team color) or it's a technical foul!

Amazingly, cups are not required, probably because there's no way we'd check for them anyway. I guess it's just Darwinism: if your dumb enough to play without a cup, you have a lower chance of reproducing.

by **BigheadTodd** on Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:19 am

Laxadazicle: Alex is on the phone with pete. Standing next to him is Kale, the baddest balding person I know.

by **TexOle** on Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:56 pm

I still remember hearing a story about a goalie who played without a cup. Someone took and underhand shot and hit him in that area . I heard he lost a bit of his manhood.

Please do not suggest officials start checking for them. I don't want to have that job.

by **LaxRef** on Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:42 pm

TexOle wrote:I still remember hearing a story about a goalie who played without a cup. Someone took and underhand shot and hit him in that area . I heard he lost a bit of his manhood.

Actually, in the story I think you're talking about, the goalie was wearing a cup, decided to play middie at the end of the game and took out his cup. This was not a good decision.

TexOle wrote:Please do not suggest officials start checking for them. I don't want to have that job.

Yeah, you'd think that it would be, um, icky, but you just tell them to knock on the cup. As a fencing coach, that's what I used to do.

by **Pinball** on Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:17 pm

Even though i was not there (mr. genck was) it was a SJU player in Iowa State in 2003. He completley lost his nut. The way i understood it was it was just a "rainbow" game and "mr. uno" was playing goalie when he decided that he would give someone else a try between the pipes. The new goalie took "mr uno's" cup. The man without a cup took a low-high shot right in the jewels. They turned instanly purple and he decided it was a good idea to go to the hospital. He had to have a nut removed in surgery and he quit lacrosse. If i left anything out genck can fill us all in. This story is told quite frequently by everyone at SJU, but somone sent in the story to a local minneapolis radio station and they read it on the air, to say the least "uno" was not very happy (it was on KQRS)

by **TexOle** on Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:23 pm

Always wear a cup. The only person you can trust to miss your genitalia region is yourself. Trust noone else.

by **LaxRef** on Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:34 pm

Pinball wrote:Even though i was not there (mr. genck was) it was a SJU player in Iowa State in 2003. He completley lost his nut. The way i understood it was it was just a "rainbow" game and "mr. uno" was playing goalie when he decided that he would give someone else a try between the pipes. The new goalie took "mr uno's" cup. The man without a cup took a low-high shot right in the jewels. They turned instanly purple and he decided it was a good idea to go to the hospital. He had to have a nut removed in surgery and he quit lacrosse. If i left anything out genck can fill us all in. This story is told quite frequently by everyone at SJU, but somone sent in the story to a local minneapolis radio station and they read it on the air, to say the least "uno" was not very happy (it was on KQRS)

Why does it not surprise me that it was KQRS that read the story?

by **TrojanLaxman5** on Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:14 pm

TexOle wrote:Always wear a cup. The only person you can trust to miss your genitalia region is yourself. Trust noone else.

My former HS head coach was playing in a men's indoor club league and took a shoot to the nether-region. He literally swelled up like a cantaloupe and had to have one of "the twins" surgically removed. We were all very happy/relieved when he and his wife had their first child. Looks like the back-up worked, but WEAR A CUP!

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