Thought we'd have some fun, since no playoffs for UMLL

by **HallandOats** on Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:28 pm

Got this idea on KFAN, thought I’d give it a shot. . .

UMLL

Marquette Golden Eagles – Endangered
St. Olaf Oles- Tamed
Mankato Mavericks – Branded
St. Cloud Huskies – Kenneled
Minnesota Gophers – Exterminated
Duluth Bulldogs – Neutered
Stevens Point Pointers – Rounded
Iowa State Cyclones – Cyclone conditions are caused when different temperatures and humidity meet to form thunderclouds. (We mean the opposite of this)

Bethel Royals – Dethroned
Carleton Knights – Disarmed
Moorhead Dragons – Slain
St. John’s Johnnies – Trapped
St. Thomas Tommies – Skinned
Eau Claire BluGolds – Get a new mascot.
Augsburg Auggies – Augured
UND – Waiting on a new mascot. . .
NDSU Bison – Ummm… You don’t make fun of Bison, sorry I don’t make the rules.

*This was just for fun. We encourage other ideas for example, maybe doing the SELC? No hard feelings, we love each and every one of you, except for the other North Dakota City, can’t think of their name right now, but they know who they are. Cheers!

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by **PigPen** on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:12 pm

by **Chowdah Head** on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:37 pm

I like it. My 2 personal favorites:

Stevens Point Pointers – Rounded

Eau Claire BluGolds – Get a new mascot.

Well done.

by **Cameron pederson** on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:12 pm

Just caught this thread and I laughed the whole time I was reading. For those of you that don't get "it" the bit is from "the common man program" on KFAN a sports radio show in Minneapolis. You can listen to a podcast on kfan.com

by **louie26** on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:59 am

I agree that is pretty good. HAHA

by **DRich17** on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:38 am

Just a shot from the GRLC...

Lindenwood Lions,
Missouri Tigers,
Missouri State Bears...

It's too easy

by **CharlotteLAX16** on Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:10 am

DRich17 wrote:Just a shot from the GRLC...

Lindenwood Lions,
Missouri Tigers,
Missouri State Bears...

It's too easy

I'll take the bait..

OH MY!

by **SharkAttack08** on Tue May 06, 2008 2:50 pm

Ahhhhhh, I couldn't quite read that on my computer. Did you just say Hall and Oats?!!