Chuck Norris and Mike Huckabee...

by **horn17** on Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:53 pm

http://www.blog.newsweek.com/blogs/stum ... shark.aspx

intresting choice.....

Obama = Oprah

Norris = Huckabee - a bit odd I must admit

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by **Madlax16** on Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:41 pm

chuck norris aproved!

by **KnoxVegas** on Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:21 pm

He represents Huckabee's base. Always very interesting to me that the Republicans whinge about Hollywood elites yet they are the one's who parade them out in front of the cameras.

Pot. Kettle. Kettle. Pot.

by JW on Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:29 pm

So if Chuck Norris supports Huckabee, shouldn't that mean that the race is over?

Chuck Norris doesn't cry over spilled milk, he just looks at it intimidatingly and the Milk gets back in the glass.

by **Ben Clark** on Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:47 pm

JW wrote:So if Chuck Norris supports Huckabee, shouldn't that mean that the race is over?

Chuck Norris doesn't cry over spilled milk, he just looks at it intimidatingly and the Milk gets back in the glass.

I was hoping this would turn into a Chuck Norris joke thread.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris tells time by staring directly at the sun.

by **Beta** on Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:02 am

Man, Chuck Norris jokes are so last year....

When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean he doesn't get wet....the water gets Chuck Norris.

by **Madlax16** on Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:00 pm

Chuch norris never wears a condom becuase there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

by **Ravaging Beast** on Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:24 pm

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.

by **Steno** on Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:52 pm

chuck norris can divide by zero.

by **Sonny** on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:51 pm

by **LaxTV_Admin** on Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:27 pm

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live

by **scooter** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:01 pm

Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two

by **LaxTchr** on Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 am

The tears from Chuck Norris are said to be able to cure cancer....if he could cry.

by **UofMLaxGoalie11** on Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:15 am

Chuck Norris doesnt order a pizza with anchovies but instead with live sharks.

by **Waldo** on Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:52 am

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.