For 2007 MCLA Tournament Staff

by **Timbalaned** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:03 pm

Super random but I thought it was funny enough that I had to tell you guys. So you remember that chick that was our waitress at that one BBQ place that loved me and took a picture with me and stuff. Well I was friends with her on myspace and she just posted a bulletin that she has been in JAIL for the last 4 months. That chick was a winner. No one else is going to probably find this nearly as funny as me and I don't care if no one reads this, but I had to let you know. Ha hahaha

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by **bste_lax** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:06 pm

You know how to pick the winners......or should I say, the winners know how to pick you......

Nicely done.

Are you going to be bringing a boot for your leg this upcoming national tournament?

by **Timbalaned** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:33 pm

bste_lax wrote:Are you going to be bringing a boot for your leg this upcoming national tournament?

clearly, that was half my game plan

by **Sonny** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:02 pm

Funny story.

I don't think the wait staff at Bonedaddy's were studying for medical school or applying to NASA anytime soon.

by **BigheadTodd** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:08 pm

Two words.....

Conjugal Visit....

by **OAKS** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:02 am

bste_lax wrote:You know how to pick the winners......or should I say, the winners know how to pick you......

Could it be she picked him because she knew he couldn't escape too fast with that bum leg?

by **Sonny** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:19 am

OAKS wrote:Could it be she picked him because she knew he couldn't escape too fast with that bum leg?

Now that is funny. Post of the day Oaks.

by **Danny Hogan** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:18 am

ha 'friends with her on myspace' was the funny part for me..

by **osulaxfan** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:31 am

link it up so we can see a pic!

by **Ben Clark** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:43 am

Four months? What did she do? You have to do something at least kinda serious to go to jail for that long.

Seriously though, I hope to one day hook up with a convict.

by **CATLAX MAN** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:12 am

BigheadTodd wrote:Two words.....

Conjugal Visit....

Yes...and you never have to worry about the pop-in.

by **Adam G** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:16 am

Sex with a convict. Ranks above Make-Up sex and below Fugitive sex in terms of desirability

by **CATLAX MAN** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:29 pm

uwec_attack wrote:Sex with a convict. Ranks above Make-Up sex and below Fugitive sex in terms of desirability

Fugitive sex.........yes, that is happening.

by **KnoxVegas** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:20 pm

Brauck,
I believe what could have sent her over the edge is what you might have whispered into the pillow. Works every time! And that is a better average than Sex Panther.

To the rest of the staff,
We must return to Bone Daddy's! If at first you do not succeed, try, try again.

by **Ben Clark** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:11 pm

CATLAX MAN wrote:
BigheadTodd wrote:Two words.....

Conjugal Visit....

Yes...and you never have to worry about the pop-in.

I don't know... the break-out pop-in has been known to happen.