Larry Craig Won't Resign
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:37 pm
So Sen. Craig refuses to step down despite his loss in Minnesota court to have the guilty plea he voluntarily signed rescinded. Craig says he wants his turn in front of the Senate Ethics Committee to clear his name, and continues to blame a Boise newspaper for all his troubles. He adamantly denies he is gay or has "ever been gay", and says the whole incident for which he was arrested was misconstrued.
Personally, I think this is great, and I for one truly look forward to a televised hearing. Hopefully the Minnesota vice cop who made the arrest will appear, and perhaps the Ethics Committee can construct a full-scale model of the side-by-side stalls so Sen. Craig can demonstrate exactly how his foot came to tap the foot of the cop in the next stall. I'm not sure how wide a stance a person can actually take, sitting on a public toilet, before one's foot crosses over into the adjacent stall and onto the next person's foot, but I promise to give Larry the benefit of the doubt until I get to see the re-enactment. I also look forward to his explanation and demonstration for how he reached over with his left hand to pick up a piece of paper off the floor in the stall to to his right, displaying his wedding ring. Finally, I will expect to hear an explanation to his statement on the audio tape I heard elaborating exactly why a Senator from the state of Idaho who resides in D.C. happens to use that particular restroom in Minneapolis "all the time". Does he fly to the great state of Minnesota, perhaps, because they have the soothingest restrooms in the U.S.? Or maybe it is the only one Senator Craig has found that always has seat covers and two-ply t.p.? Certainly it CAN'T be because the restroom in question is infamous for regular complaints about lewd and lascivious homosexual conduct.
Let's all remember that in our great country a person is innocent until proven... wait, make that a person is innocent until he pleads guil... no, that ain't it either... a person is innocent until he can prove that an unpublished newspaper article alleging immoral and hypocritical behavior is completely false. Yeah, that's the ticket!
Personally, I think this is great, and I for one truly look forward to a televised hearing. Hopefully the Minnesota vice cop who made the arrest will appear, and perhaps the Ethics Committee can construct a full-scale model of the side-by-side stalls so Sen. Craig can demonstrate exactly how his foot came to tap the foot of the cop in the next stall. I'm not sure how wide a stance a person can actually take, sitting on a public toilet, before one's foot crosses over into the adjacent stall and onto the next person's foot, but I promise to give Larry the benefit of the doubt until I get to see the re-enactment. I also look forward to his explanation and demonstration for how he reached over with his left hand to pick up a piece of paper off the floor in the stall to to his right, displaying his wedding ring. Finally, I will expect to hear an explanation to his statement on the audio tape I heard elaborating exactly why a Senator from the state of Idaho who resides in D.C. happens to use that particular restroom in Minneapolis "all the time". Does he fly to the great state of Minnesota, perhaps, because they have the soothingest restrooms in the U.S.? Or maybe it is the only one Senator Craig has found that always has seat covers and two-ply t.p.? Certainly it CAN'T be because the restroom in question is infamous for regular complaints about lewd and lascivious homosexual conduct.
Let's all remember that in our great country a person is innocent until proven... wait, make that a person is innocent until he pleads guil... no, that ain't it either... a person is innocent until he can prove that an unpublished newspaper article alleging immoral and hypocritical behavior is completely false. Yeah, that's the ticket!