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Updated Rankings

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:05 am
by bste_lax
Jason Bourne > Justin Combs > Chuck Norris > any 4th grade girl > Me

That is all.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:35 pm
by Rob Graff
Che-Sah

For those of you who've read the Ludlum books.

Rob

Re: Updated Rankings

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:18 pm
by byualum
bste_lax wrote:Jason Bourne > Justin Combs > Chuck Norris > any 4th grade girl > Me

That is all.

Concur...thinking about trying to kill someone with a book and a towel.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:27 pm
by horn17
Matt,

Maybe you should add one more to the back end of that.....


4th grade girl > Me > Barry Bonds

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:36 pm
by jessexy
I'm thinking that MacGyver should be slotted somewhere between Chuck Norris and any 4th Grade Girl.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:18 pm
by cjwilhelmi
horn17 wrote:Matt,

Maybe you should add one more to the back end of that.....


4th grade girl > Me > Barry Bonds


No no no Rob, if your going to use Barry* then it has to be like this:

4th grade girl > Me > Steroids > Barry Bonds*

I do believe that MacGyver should be in there somewhere. I just wanted to comment on Barry Bonds* and all of Bonds* great (read: *) achievements (read: needles in butt). Not saying that other greats might have not used but Barry* and others don't go from skinny to the incredible hulk, not to mention Barry's* huge head in a year or two. Ok so back on topic, I'm done with Bonds*. Basically I just wanted to type a lot of astericks. :)

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:15 pm
by Sonny
Where does Ditka stand in all of this?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:06 pm
by jessexy
Sonny wrote:Where does Ditka stand in all of this?


he dropped off the list when he traded his entire draft class for Ricky Williams and then posed for the picture as Ricky's "husband." Ditka lost all street cred at that very moment.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:11 pm
by Jester
Ditka lost all street cred? Careful. Richard Daley might have you buried next to Chicago's union leaders. New list -

Jason Bourne > Ditka > the Sun > Bill Brasky > Justin Combs > Chuck Norris > any 4th grade girl > Me > and then apparently > Steroids > Barry Bonds*.

This feels like something Cracked magazine should be working on.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:01 pm
by cjwilhelmi
What about Jack Bauer?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:03 pm
by TexOle
What about a hurricane? Hold on da hurricane's name is Ditka! Who would win?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:22 pm
by Sonny
cjwilhelmi wrote:What about Jack Bauer?


He got soft in Season Five.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:12 am
by BigheadTodd
Sonny wrote:
cjwilhelmi wrote:What about Jack Bauer?


He got soft in Season Five.


Really??!!?? He is so hard, that when he jumped at the end, he broke the rocks, instead of the other way around.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:34 pm
by horn17
cjwilhelmi wrote:
horn17 wrote:Matt,

Maybe you should add one more to the back end of that.....


4th grade girl > Me > Barry Bonds


No no no Rob, if your going to use Barry* then it has to be like this:

4th grade girl > Me > Steroids > Barry Bonds*

I do believe that MacGyver should be in there somewhere. I just wanted to comment on Barry Bonds* and all of Bonds* great (read: *) achievements (read: needles in butt). Not saying that other greats might have not used but Barry* and others don't go from skinny to the incredible hulk, not to mention Barry's* huge head in a year or two. Ok so back on topic, I'm done with Bonds*. Basically I just wanted to type a lot of astericks. :)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:20 pm
by cjwilhelmi
I'm glad someone found that amusing besides myself