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PHOENIX (AP) -- A California man smashed the world record for hot dog eating at a contest Saturday, gobbling up more than 59 franks in 12 minutes.

Joey Chestnut, 22, of San Jose, shattered the record held by Takeru Kobayashi of Japan by downing 59 1/2 "HBDs" -- hot dogs and buns -- during the Southwest Regional Hot Dog Eating Championship at the Arizona Mills Mall in suburban Tempe.

USA! USA! USA!

The 4th of July just got a little bit more interesting.

Yeah!! Whoo!!! We can out eat anyone!!! We should make this a team competition, where all of Japan tries to eat more than an equal number of Americans (or is it Americas? ). We would beat them senseless. Their one MVP may be great, but it takes a team to create an obesity epidemic.

Not since Jack Burton defeated Lo Pan in the 1986 documentary Big Trouble in Little China, have I been filled with such pride in America over Asians.



Chestnut breaking the record totally makes up for American Terrance Trammell's defeat in the 110-metres at the Athens Olympics to China's Liu Xang.



So do we elevate the surname Chestnut into the pantheon of the great Americans who beat down the Japanese? I can see it now: The Mount Rushmore of American Imperialism:

Admiral Dewey...


Admiral Nimitz....


General MacArthur....


Konishiki...


Jack Eliot...


and Joey Chestnutt????



Screw the Miracle on Ice! Cue the Lee Greenwood. C'mon, everyone, now..."and I'm proud to be an American..."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg[/youtube]

Ah, Terry Bollea!

ahh the good ol days! Gotta love it!

And his daughter.

An oldie but a goodie

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGFVLZC3os[/youtube]

OAKS wrote:An oldie but a goodie

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGFVLZC3os[/youtube]

The comments on youtube always crack me up like this one:

F**k all you guys. This dude is a hero. HE HAS A LEG BANDANA. A F**KING LEG BANDANA. Are you totally sweet enough to have a leg bandana- I don't think so. He'll get drunk and beat you in Walmart like a good American. F**king rock on dude. Rock on.

Thank you Benson, for making my Sunday slightly less lame