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WHY I HATE TOM BRADY

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:34 pm
by horn17

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:36 pm
by Beta
Alternate title:

"Why I envy Tom Brady"

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:42 pm
by Brent Burns
Look at the last sentence of the article:

"That apparently was before Bundchen ran into Brady's hurry-up offense."

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:04 pm
by bste_lax
He does have one of the best completion percentages in the league, the same can not be said about Michael Vick.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:48 pm
by sohotrightnow
Uh, why on earth do you envy this guy? He's not even 30 and he has 2 kids. No thanks. I'd rather just hook up with models, not have kids with them.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:59 pm
by Beta
We was hooking up with them...apparently well enough to produce Brady-clones.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:31 pm
by DanGenck
Wow. Talk about pedigree.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:43 pm
by UofMLaxGoalie11
That reminds me that I need to start dating more underwear models.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:54 pm
by StrykerFSU
I guess he'll just have to do the honorable thing, suck it up and marry her. I know that would be a tough pill to swallow but sometimes you just have to do the right thing.

Brady

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:20 pm
by Dan Warren
which one? Didn't knock up two broads?

He should try the "Big Love" angle

Re: Brady

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:41 pm
by yourmom
Dan Warren wrote:which one? Didn't knock up two broads?

He should try the "Big Love" angle

Nice 8)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:07 pm
by bste_lax
I can't take credit for this:

Q: Why is Tom Brady now the father of TWO children??

A: Because Adam Vinatieri is no longer there to pull it out in the end!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:42 pm
by Hugh Nunn
He's setting up hottie franchises.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:20 am
by Beta
StrykerFSU wrote:I guess he'll just have to do the honorable thing, suck it up and marry her. I know that would be a tough pill to swallow but sometimes you just have to do the right thing.


Or maybe marry both...in today's world living with two smoking models is a punishment people must sometimes endure.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:11 am
by anklebreaker
Or he could just pull a Sean Kemp....10 Children with 8 different Women, but they would be smoking hot supermodel moms