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Full-sized Ditka. Discuss.

The sheer magnitude of the fight would cause disruptions to the Earth's orbit, gravity and possibly the value of currency.

Wow, what a question. I'll say Ditka, based on a hunch that the only thing capable of deflecting the blow of a devastating roundhouse kick is a 1985 Super Bowl Championship ring. Just a hunch though.

Ditka, 78 to 3.

Ditka could use his hair grease to blind Walker Texas Ranger anyday!!

Trick question. Ditka & Norris may be the same person.

Trick question. Ditka & Norris may be the same person.

Or perhaps a ying and yang...two parts of the same whole the when put together become the greatest crime fighting team of all time.

But probably not so I'll say Ditka wins, but only by the distance covered by his gigantic forehead.

Full-sized Dikta vs. Chuck Norris?

That's a tough call.

I think Jack Bauer would win.

I read that Chuck Norris has stopped numerous military conflicts around the world by reading books from his home. I also read that Dikta reversed the green-house effect by breaking wind.

Sonny wrote:I also read that Dikta reversed the green-house effect by breaking wind.

Would that make it better or worse.

What about a Hurricane named Ditka v. Chuck Norris?

"what about ditka vs God"
"Trick question, ditka IS God"

uwec_attack wrote:What about a Hurricane named Ditka v. Chuck Norris?

Jack Bauer still wins.

Jack Bauer might still win Sonny....but there is one person that trumps Ditka, Norris, and Bauer....and don't be scared, be very afraid, very afraid of....

MacGyver

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Ditka, Norris, Bauer and McGuyver all in the same room?

I think I ready about that somewhere... Oh yeah, World War three, four and five.