"Matt Line Hart" drunken photos

[tamu33]

So I got this email a few days ago from my buddy Taylor.... our mutual friend Lauren called from Cali and said that she and her friends met some dude named "Matt Line Hart" and he wouldn't leave them alone. (Most of us wouldn't leave lauren alone, so this I believe) Any who... here is an portion of the letter and the pictures that we asked for to prove it..... Seems pretty real to me.

So yesterday morning, lauren calls me and says "Do you know some guy named Matt Line Hart?" i laugh and say yeah and don't bother to correct her. she says, well he was at Marquee last night, and hit on one of the girls from texas all night, danced with her, and then was so drunk he groped her....she turned around and slapped him, and left.

i said yea yea, i doubt it even though it kinda made sense that he would be in an upscale club getting trashed after losing the heisman. i told her i'd believe the story when i saw pictures.

Well here are the pics. click the links to go to my yahoo photo page... if someone wants to post it up go ahead.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/tamu33/my_photos

[Laxbum]

Thats good stuff

[cjwilhelmi]

HA thats awesome

GO TEXAS!

[Timbalaned]

that is hella funny, proves he is human.

[Sonny]

I've seen the same pictures and same text posted on 2 different sites already. The pictures seem reasonably valid, but the rest of the stuff smacks of an urban legend to me.

[Tim Gray]

I got the same email today

[tamu33]

Sonny thanks for finding it... I couldn't find anything about this because that girl in the pictures is not lauren but like you said the pics seem legit. Haven't had a chance to hear from my friend Taylor yet but if he knows her then I will let ya'll know. Since I did get this a on monday and just got the pics today.

[KnoxVegas]

My roommate at college gave me some sage advice:

Never be photgraphed with an alcoholic beverage in your hand.

That being said, the guy is in college. Not like there is a midget in any of these. Reminds me of the Nash and Nowitzki photos that circulated a few years back. Ladies and gentlemen, the 2004-05 NBA MVP and the heart and soul of your Dallas Mavericks:




Alcohol+ sycophant turned opportunist=Funny!

[Timbalaned]

Nash just looks dirty in those pictures.

[bste_lax]

I felt "special" when those pictures came out on Nash/Nowitzki, my sister actually knows the people who took those pictures and got them the next day then a week later or so, the media/internet caught on.

I love what you can find on the internet. I was told by the people I work with that the "googled me" when they found out I got the job so they found stuff about my lacrosse days but they also mentioned one of the first pictures they found on someone else who interviewed, the guy had a beer bong in hand and a viking hat on.

[Danny Hogan]

anyone got the Gary Williams chicken wing photo?

[KnoxVegas]

anyone got the Gary Williams chicken wing photo?

Ask and ye shall receive.



How can we leave out Lary Eustachy.

[Sonny]

What's the story behind Gary's chicken wing photo? I must have missed that one when it first circulated the Net.

[KnoxVegas]

Gary is a Maryland boy, hon. Like all Maryland boys, he went down the shore (read: Dewey Beach,DE) last summer and someone took his picture at a house party.

Maybe he had been drinking. Maybe not. What is indisuptable is that he should have dropped that wing when he was finished.

[BigheadTodd]

Wow, did anyone see the girl in the back right of the first Leinart photo? She looks a little upset. Maybe his girlfriend? I'd hate to be him when they got home.