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Are you a redneck?
Posted:
Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:39 pmby Sonny
http://www.jokesunlimited.com/redneckquiz1.php
I guessed on two or three questions.
My results:
Congratulations, Your score is 13 out of 15
"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
Posted:
Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:51 pmby cjwilhelmi
8 out of 15
"You did ok but your not a redneck. You probably visited the south a few times but obviously managed to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta being added perminantly to your vocabulary."
Posted:
Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:52 pmby bste_lax
8/15
"You did ok but your not a redneck. You probably visited the south a few times but obviously managed to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta being added perminantly to your vocabulary."
Posted:
Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:12 pmby Tim Whitehead
Can't quite explain this. I guess a lot of my guesses were right...
Congratulations, Your score is 12 out of 15
"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
Posted:
Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:29 pmby Danny Hogan
embrace it Whitehead
i got a 13.
Posted:
Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:37 pmby byualum
10/15...wife is from Texas, yeah, that explains it...
Posted:
Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:04 pmby Tarzan
Congratulations, Your score is 11 out of 15
"You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."
I am not a redneck (nor do I use that term, because it is offensive although people like to throw it around, but isn’t it weird that those same people tend to see other words as hateful and offensive). I am 100% Cajun, so therefore #1 is right.
Posted:
Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:23 pmby USDLAX5
6 out of 15
Posted:
Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:30 pmby Alex White
13/15
Probably missed the one about the cubic inches in the small V-8. No self-respecting redneck ever ran a small V-8 in anything.....except a lawnmower.
I was born and raised in Knoxville, Tn. and I think that test look vaguely familiar to my high school senior english final.
Posted:
Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:24 pmby laxfan25
Congratulations, Your score is 14 out of 15
"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
Not bad for a Connecticut Yankee! I must be watchin' too much Jeff Foxworthy or summin'.