Dallas Cowboys unveiling new stadium ready in 2009

[TexOle]

Stats worth thinking about:

2 fewer ticket entrances
13 fewer escalators
9 fewer elevators
180 fewer suites
and the kicker with the extra 25,000 to 40,000 seats:
111 fewer toilets

[scooter]

Stats worth thinking about:

2 fewer ticket entrances
13 fewer escalators
9 fewer elevators
180 fewer suites
and the kicker with the extra 25,000 to 40,000 seats:
111 fewer toilets

sounds like there's gonna be a bunch of pissed off texans.....u still allowed to carry weapons to public venues down there?

[onpoint]

What is this?! A stadium for ants!!? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to play...if they can't even fit inside the building?!!?

Late candidate for post of the year . . .

[FlockOfSeagulls]

I forgot to recognise this earlier. Remind me when we meet to go for lattes and have a gas pump fight while Wham! plays in the background! Oh and for what it is worth, I thought Derelict! was way ahead of its time.

Gotta go. Time for my black lung treatments. Cough! Cough!

dude, not lattes... orange mocha frappucinos... come on...

[KnoxVegas]

I stand corrected. I was out beating down locals in walk-offs two nights ago.

[Beta]

I stand corrected. I was out beating down locals in walk-offs two nights ago.

Haha another post has blasted off to planet tangent.

[mbuff]

"The blitz was a commin' and Romo just stepped up and then KABLAM!! Ya see here Al, that cable just a come loose and this here big TV just came down BOOM and flattened the whole line."

"Unbelievable John."

"Let me show ya how they're gonna get him outta there."
[Cut to Telestrator]
"They should start at this cable tunnel here [Draws 55 circles around a square cover at the 50 yard line] and then follow it under Romo and dig up [Yellow line from circle to fallen Jumbotron] here [22 circles] and then pull Romo out backwards and I'll be waiting with a Turducken."

[Beta]

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! You know it's a good post when you laugh so hard the boss comes over, reads it and laughs just as hard.

[UofMLaxGoalie11]

Stats worth thinking about:

2 fewer ticket entrances
13 fewer escalators
9 fewer elevators
180 fewer suites
and the kicker with the extra 25,000 to 40,000 seats:
111 fewer toilets

I wonder if one of the suites is reserved for the Prime Rib of Propecia.

[Brent Burns]

Stats worth thinking about:

2 fewer ticket entrances
13 fewer escalators
9 fewer elevators
180 fewer suites
and the kicker with the extra 25,000 to 40,000 seats:
111 fewer toilets

I wonder if one of the suites is reserved for the Prime Rib of Propecia.

That reminds me that Texas is ranked #37 on the health scale.

[KnoxVegas]

That reminds me that Texas is ranked #37 on the health scale.

You can't thank a Tennessean for that.