Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

[Sonny]

Sometimes you can't make this stuff up any better then real life....

Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. -- Aggravated assault charges have been filed against a church deacon and University of Oklahoma Sooners fan after officials say he grabbed a University of Texas fan between the legs during a scuffle in an Oklahoma bar.

A couple of months before the annual Red River Shootout between the Sooners and Longhorns, words were exchanged at Henry Hudson's Pub between Allen Beckett, 53, and Brian Thomas. Witnesses said it was because Thomas was wearing a UT T-shirt.

Neither Thomas or Beckett chose to comment, but the police report described what happened to the victim, including graphic details about his injuries that included a torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles.

LINK:
http://www.nbc5i.com/sports/13968715/de ... r_headline

[Daniel Morris]

I was just about to post this.

[Beta]

When will a day pass without a story like this from the Catholic church?

In more tasteful news...I saw something about Dallas Mav's cheerleaders at the bottom of the page.

[OAKS]

Nice picture accompanying the story.