Zoo tours cash in on hot monkey love

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Zoo tours cash in on hot monkey love

Postby shrekjr on Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:38 pm

There's something here about taking the inmates to the zoo to watch monkey love that just isn't right! :oops:

By PHIL DAVIS
Associated Press Writer

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- Genevieve Chandler has been visiting the Lowry Park Zoo since she was a kid, but the tour she got the other night was definitely not the G-rated fare of her childhood. Among the things Chandler, 30, and her date learned on their "Wild at Heart" zoo tour: Male pigs have a unique corkscrew endowment and impressive, um, output; manatees have orgies and don't really care if their partners are male or female; and a male porcupine has only one four-hour window a year to mate - very carefully, of course...

...Zoos charge about $50 per person for the tours, and crowds are kept deliberately inmate. Many zoos, including Lowry Park, have added additional nights to handle Valentine's overflow.


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