MandibleS4L's journey into the non-lacrosse writing world

by **sohotrightnow** on Fri May 26, 2006 3:00 pm

Pretty funny I must say. Nice job TK.

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.as ... yYear=2006

By the way, this website is amazing. If you have not read the Striped Shirt article yet (it is over a year old), then do yourself a favor and read it.

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by **bste_lax** on Fri May 26, 2006 3:11 pm

The striped shirt story is hilarious.

by **grinderpete** on Fri May 26, 2006 3:21 pm

I cant laugh at any story making fun of BYU basketball players. :twisted:

by **sohotrightnow** on Fri May 26, 2006 3:24 pm

You must admit that is a great line

by **Champ** on Fri May 26, 2006 3:29 pm

I read that striped shirt one some time ago, but re-reading it today I just noticed this:

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!

Funny because my last name is Champ, and I work as a valet.

by **Sonny** on Fri May 26, 2006 3:35 pm

sohotrightnow wrote:You must admit that is a great line

There are lots of great lines in there.

My favorites:

Upon entering I did my best to blend in the back, soak it all in, not be conspicuous. That plan was as solid as warm jello.

As I sat listening, silently scoffing to myself, I kept daydreaming at how these professionals would be amazed at my infant efforts, at how talented I was, and wondered how that hot cougar lecturer would look in a silk robe.

The 2nd one reminded me of Anchorman Ron Burgandy.

Thumbs up TRK!

by **grinderpete** on Fri May 26, 2006 3:50 pm

sohotrightnow wrote:You must admit that is a great line

"I dont have to admit anything."
"You have to admit you have hair on your head"

Name the movie and win a prize.

I didnt actually think that line was funny, but there were some other gems in there.

by **lil lady lax fan** on Sat May 27, 2006 11:45 am

I almost did a spit-take at the Manatee doing Jazzercise comparison.

Way to go Tyler. Quite the write-up. Can't wait for your next foray into the written word.