Top 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman

[Sonny]

Top 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman During an Argument

10. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"

9. "Oh, you are so cute when you get pissed off."

8. "You're just upset because your butt is beginning to spread."

7. "Wait a minute...I get it.. what time of the month is it?"

6. "You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?"

5. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."

4. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on."

3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of BEE-AHTCH Flakes this morning."

2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"

And the Number 1 thing you should never say to a woman during an argument...

1. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded."

[Tarzan]

How about: My last girlfriend didn't see it that way.

or simply

What are you talking about? Can we talk about this later? My wife hates that one.

As for number 1 on that list...my dad always taught me: "Don't ever teach your wife how to load or use a gun and always keep it unloaded with the safety on!" If she does figure out how to load it at least the safety might buy you a head start.

I took it a step further: I hide the shotgun shells and I just hope she doesn't have enough strength to cock one of my spearguns.

[YESIAMAGIRL]

As for number 1 on that list...my dad always taught me: "Don't ever teach your wife how to load or use a gun and always keep it unloaded with the safety on!" If she does figure out how to load it at least the safety might buy you a head start.

I took it a step further: I hide the shotgun shells and I just hope she doesn't have enough strength to cock one of my spearguns.

What my dad taught me....how to load and use a gun (my own).

So pray that your wife doesn't already know how to shoot a gun and pray harder that your wife doesn't have her own gun !!