Top things a REAL man would never say...

[laxmom]

Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
This movie has too much nudity.
Do these jeans come in lavender?
Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse!
I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.
Nah, you keep the remote.
Hey, watermelon bathroom air-freshener pot-pourri. Let's get some!
I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
I could never sleep with two women at the same time - it's too awkward!
Let's hire a plumber.
No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow